Sunday, March 9, 2014

Pokédex of EVIL: Mr. Mime

The Pokédex of EVIL is a breakdown of various Pokémon, explaining why each and every one of them is a TOOL of SATAN!

Today's entry: Mr. Mime (and Mime Jr.)



Well, SATAN-INTENDO has really done it this time! I stopped updating this blog years ago, thinking I had made my case, but it turns out I was overlooking something far more SINISTER going on. Pokémon is making an attempt (and succeeding!) at brainwashing America's children with the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA, and this SATANIC MIME is PROOF!

Don't understand? I'll explain.

Mr. Mime is a Pokémon who has been around since the SATANIC BRAINWASHING CULT known as Pokémon began. His human appearance indicates that he is intended to be a role model for children. Children can identify with Mr. Mime, and that's exactly what OBUMMER WANTS THEM TO DO!

Up until this point, Mr. Mime has appeared somewhat benign. He has horns, but he didn't have any other readily apparent faults. Perhaps he was included as a red herring? A Pokémon who existed to throw us TRUTH-SEEKERS off the scent? No, it is far worse than that. Mr. Mime was a SLEEPER AGENT for the HEDONISTIC LIFESTYLE of the HOMOSEXUALS, and he's teaching YOUR CHILDREN to do the same!



It recently came to my attention that, despite numerous protests and letters which I sent to Nintendo IN THE NAME OF CHRIST, they refuse to cease their sinful actions and stop all production of Pokémon games. In these new games, Pokémon X and Y, a new Pokémon “element” was added. Fairy-type. Start to understand the bigger picture now? The SOCIALISTS working for Nintendo have begun calling homosexuals an element, a FUNDAMENTAL BUILDING BLOCK of the world, like fire, water and ghosts are!

At this point, it was also revealed that Mr. Mime himself was a Fairy-type (code for HOMOSEXUAL) also. He is teaching children to not only ACCEPT homosexuals, but also to MIMIC them, as one of Mr. Mime's abilities allows him to mimic others around him. And what's more, in order for a Mime Jr. to achieve the more powerful form of Mr. Mime, he must LEARN THE MOVE CALLED MIMIC! He learns how to become gay by copying the WAYS OF THE WORLD instead of the PATH OF GOD! Mark my words, it will not be long before America's children all become homosexuals. I just hope they find a priest before they find a roving band of HOMOSEXUAL THUGS.



Mr. Mime learns a move called CONFUSION, in which he tries to turn others away from GOD and force them to have HOMOSEXUAL THOUGHTS. He also learns moves like TRICK and ROLE PLAY. I think you can guess what those moves are intended to teach children who have been BRAINWASHED into the POKÉMON CULT.

Even worse is another Pokémon who was recently revealed to be a Fairy-type is Gardevoir. This Pokémon has a feminine hairstyle and wears a dress, even if it is male! This type of perversion and trickery is of SATAN HIMSELF. I can't tell you how many times I have found an image of a Gardevoir with a penis while doing research for this article. It is DISGUSTING!

Stay away from Pokémon, ESPECIALLY FAIRY-TYPES, if you value your eternal soul!


God bless you all!

83 comments:

  1. Your stupidity is astounding. In no way does Mr. Mime represent a homosexual. He is clearly, A FUCKING CLOWN.

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    1. so are u implying that clowns cannot be gay? wow.

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    2. What the fuck all gays are clowns

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  2. I must ask, how does learning mimic making a pokemon homosexual, bonsly also learns the move to evolve, plus a handful of others use the move, so I don't really see how it teaches homosexuality, I mean seriously these post are weird, I mean are you going to do one on that satanic bug pokemon Vivillon, who is #666 in the dex?

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  3. Wow ypu are really stupid arnt you. THE FAIRY TYPE DOES NOT REPRESENT HOMO SEXUALITY!!! IT REPRESENT THE JAPANS LOVE FOR FANTASY ANIME, VIDEO GAMES, AND BOOKS. MR.MIME IS JUST A CLOWN YOU IDIOT SO WHAT ARE U GOING TO SAY TO THAT HUH!!

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  4. The mime MUST be STOPPED. He is also promoting sloth and gluttony in the above image!

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    1. This is honestly one of the dumbest things I have ever read on the Internet and just proves how far Christians are willing to go to convert the world to there fake beliefs

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    2. I'm Christian and even I'm appalled by this article. You can look at a male peacock and think, "oh my God, look. It's so beautiful, and colorful... IT'S HOMOSEXUAL." Then what? Never have your children look at a peacock again? Aaalrighty then.

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    3. Lol. Awwhh this is some funny shit right here. Lmao

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  5. Gardevoir can only be female now... a male kirlia evolves into a Gallade

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    1. Sorry man, but not quite true.
      A male Kirilia evolves into Gallade only with a dawn/shinning stone (I forgot which one.) male Kirilia will still evolve into Gardevoir via leveling up. I thought the same thing till recently when I was training a kit ilia to become a Gallade.

      Ps. Did I read that last part right of this thing, did he just say he looked up pokemon porn?

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  6. Okay, guy, be honest: you're trolling, right? I mean, those "Obummer" comments pretty much prove it. There's no way you could blame Obama for something that came from Japan, something that a person who did the bare minimum of research would figure out. And the logic you're using for most of your points is so convoluted, the only two explanations are: a) you're legitimately insane and have no grasp on how to construct a logical argument, or b) this whole thing is a joke. I'm an optimist, so I'm going with the latter option. Although, I have been caught off guard with how ridiculous people can be, so I'm completely prepared to slam my head against my keyboard if it turns out you ARE serious.

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    1. http://www.p4rgaming.com/pokemon-creator-admits-games-aimed-towards-satanists/

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    2. @mirandamp2004 That interview is fake.Look at this: http://www.snopes.com/pokemon-satanist-anti-christian-inverview/

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  7. What about Gothita? It's a Psychic type, it wears a dress and has ribbons, BUT it can be male :)

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  8. Well, I don't think we are going to have another post about which pokemon are evil and whatnot, at least for a few years like last time, which is a shame, cause these are a good laugh

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  9. Gardevoir is based off of a mystical knight not a female. Homosexuality is not bad. I am a Christian and some of my friends and even family are homosexual. That doesn't mean they are going to hell. They were born that way. Theirs no use trying to change them. K?

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    1. Wrong , God made us like his image and he blessed us but because evryone sinned against him we lost our way to his perfection and youre friends and even youre family are confused by the devil because they chase their mind that says that they are born gay

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    2. Xavana,

      1. Why do you call yourself a Christian?
      Clearly you don't believe what the Bible says...if you did you would acknowledge that all practicing homosexuals(those engaging in sex acts with the people of the same sex) are going to hell...the Bible speaks against homosexuality in several places,the most well known being Leviticus. But also check out what Romans chapter 1:18-end says.
      2. I have yet to see concrete scientific evidence(scientific law) that shows homosexuals are born that way. (scientific law is established by the scientific method not opinion).

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    3. And im sure the bible also said love thy neighbor as thy self. Also may the man with no sin cast the first stone. Or those parts of the Bible doesnt count?? Why are you as a Christian judgg people irs NOF YOUR PLACE!!!YOU ARE NOT GOD! Those scriptures are there so u dont commit those sin. Jesus came for sinner. Read your bible get informed. Try to live like christ. Dont be carried away. Babies can be born with 2 vagina; a hole in its heart; extra fingers etc and u chalk it up to a deformity not a sin.

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  10. first off, being gay is not something that is learned.and second, you are a fucking troll, who gave you the right to go around and say that harmless creatures can stray children away from your nonexistant christian god. the world is too fucking pc

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  11. Jesus was born on this planet and died on it which is fact he also rose from the dead.. seeing how you cant find a grave of bones. We worship a man who over came death. You can't do that.. so im guessing no offense you make the world more fucked up...

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    1. There is absolutely no fact in that what so ever.. now an actual proven fact is that Christianity is one of the most recent religions on the world stealing bits and pieces of every other religions mostly Hinduism the oldest religion in the world.. now that's a fact..

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    2. Look it doesn't matter if people are gay Idk y people r against it just cuz of God last time I checked so was divorce and nobody cares about it so y treat homosexuality any different like bruh ��

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    3. I would love to hear what parts you think Christianity which is a monotheistic religion took from Hinduism which is a polythistic religion that actually has thousands of gods. Not to mention a belief in reincarnation which Christianity does not believe.

      Next you will say that Christianity took parts of the muslim religion. Even though that religion is younger than Christianity.

      And as to homosexuality not being a learned behavior. ...show some conclusive scientific evidence that it is not. The only thing people use as proof of this is the opinion of some"progressive"scientists that there is a specific chromosome that is or is not prevalent in homosexuals...myv question to this is what was the control group? And I would be willing to bet that a pedophile has or lacks the same.
      If the scientific evidence were conclusive based on the scientific method then we would have scientific law. If you look up the scientific laws you will not find this as one.

      As for the Pokemon thing, I don't know enough about it to have an informed opinion. But as with anything else I would say anything done to excess is not good.

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    4. http://listverse.com/2013/06/30/ten-influences-on-the-bible/

      That link has 10 different examples. Not of hinduism alone, but of multiple sources. Like these 10 examples, multiples can be found from different sources.
      And no, Christianity did not take part of Islamism, but the other way around; Islamism took parts of Christianism. But Christianism did take part of Judaism, which I'm sure you already knew since Jesus was jewish.

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  12. mr mime is a clown, fairy type exists because japan loves fantasy, its not code 4 homesexuality, and finally, there's nothing wrong with homosexuality and u r born with it, it just shows up in different parts of life. and since when does a clown represent satan or homosexuality?

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  13. When I saw his attack, 'Role-play' I thought that was a little strange.

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  14. Mr.Mime is based on a clown/mime. That is why he learns mimic. Fairy types are based on fairies. Mythological creatures. Basically you are calling Peter Pan and Tinkerbell to homosexuals. Confusion confuses the Pokemon it is battling. Not itself. You do realize that by saying Pokemon are occult, you are not focusing on god. You are focusing on fictional creatures and Satan. You should really stop. You are just making yourself seem stupid.

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  15. 1. Clearly you don't know anything about Pokemon as Mime Jr. doesn't evolve by learning mimic, but by learning psychic.
    2. You're born a homosexual, or you're born hetero or both. So technically, it's not something that's learned from someone else. You yourself discover it through yourself, not another.
    3. Pokemon was created by a Japanese guy who loved catching bugs as a kid and wanted to share that experience with today's kids. Not STD's or any other crazy fucked up shit your "religion" pops out of their asses to govern your retarded mind.
    4. I may be agnostic, but you and your "church" can go to "hell" for thinking that an innocent childrens' game can cause havoc by being "the spawn of satan".

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  16. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD. THIS IS HILARIOUS.

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  17. Lol @ how people are still taking this blog seriously. It's pretty obvious that this is a parody of various paranoid conspiracy/fundamentalist sites (I'm looking at you, jesus-is-saviour.com). I mean come on guys, he called to Islam as "a satanic moon cult" and called God "a white man with a beard." It's pretty obvious that he's joking. Y'all are too gullible.

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  18. Listen people, people, people, homosexuality isn't bad. What bad are the guys that made this thread. Over Zealous religious fucks that hate homosexuality and so say it is what God wants is for them to go to Hell. I have really religious friends who's family and friends are gay and they're fine with it. So basically only the Zealots of society are the evil ones here.

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  19. Lol... Satan doesn't exist and never has. U my friend are crazy.

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  20. My favorite part about posts like these are reading the comments. So many people show up and call the author stupid, when they themselves are so dense they can't recognize absurdist humor as it stares them in the face. Do you all really think this is real?

    Fun story before I go. My friend's roommate just came out of the closet. He told us he was gay a few days ago and we locked him in there because we hate faggots.

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  21. He's a clown man, mimic just means he's mimicking the funny things human kids do, You really should have put that together by now

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  22. People like you lead people astray. Pokemon instills values of love and cooperation. God is love and Paul tells us to agree with one another or get along. Comming from a man with schizoaffective disorder, general anxiety disorder and a substance abuse history God has given me two tools to deal with the brain diseases. Christ my master and savior and Pokemon my distraction and encouragement to strive for purity. Calling matters of your opinion fact and distributing lies is something you will have to answer for unless you repent...

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  23. Seriously, get a life, man. No one likes the kind of person who ruins a good thing.

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  24. You're either stupid or autistic if you can't tell that this is a joke blog.

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  25. I fell out of my chair laughing. XD

    Anyways here:

    http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Fun:List_of_commie_plots&action=submit

    If in doubt: yell COMMUNIST!!!

    Anyways, study Japanese culture jackass.

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    1. http://www.p4rgaming.com/pokemon-creator-admits-games-aimed-towards-satanists/

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    2. That's a fake interview, jackass.

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  26. This was a masterpiece truly showing the extent of brainwashing us Christians in the US are under. Thanks for not being afraid to speak the truth, StarDot. I like you. We should be friends.

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    1. wow just wow first off i dont care if someone is LGBTQ+ this is homophobic go jump off a clif and into hell author

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  27. Hi. I googled "is Pokemon demonic" and came across your page. My son has somehow attained a collection of cards and is asking for more for Christmas. I am totally against them. But I am a divorced mom and he lives in 2 homes. So controlling what he has at his dad's house is hard. His dad ask me the same question. "Why do you think it's demonic". My answer is quite interesting. Around 2002 I attended a Bible College in Wisconsin. It was located within a Christian camp and a very small college. There was this family who was very involved with the camp and ministry and they many years ago had uprooted their lives and moved to Venezuela to become missionaries. There is a tribe they discovered there in the rainforest. They are called the Yanamamo Indians (spelling?). This tribe had no written language and this family I know took to this tribe and helped write their language and minister to them. There was heavy witchcraft going on with the tribe and evil sacrifices. Long story short, many of the tribe converted to Christianity through the persistence of this family's faith in God. They wrote a book about it called, "spirit of the rainforest". Even the witch doctor had turned from his ways and gave his life to Christ. Well one day in class we were able to meet this witch doctor. The missionary brought him to the U.S. For the first time and he spoke through a translator to our class. I'll never forget one thing he spoke of. He landed in Chicago and while he was there he came across Pokemon and told the missionary that he knew those spirits. The missionary told him he had never seen those before and the witch doctor reiterated that he knows those spirits well and has seen them before. He spoke of the evil they were. It's quite mind blowing that something we find so simple and childish can be known in the spirit world as a tool of satan. I fully believe what I heard that day and of all the things he spoke of, why Pokemon? I completely agree that our fight is not against flesh and blood and I myself have seen with my own eyes the spirit world that is around us. It can be a scary thing. It's so important to fill our heart and minds of our children with things of the Lord and to protect them against such things. I don't think you are paranoid or crazy at all. I think your very in tune with the Holy Spirit and all people should be more in tune with Him. Thought you would like to hear my thoughts on it. Even in the middle of a rainforest with no tv and no games, these "pocket monsters" are well known.

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  28. I have to say,I am a Christian and rantings likethis are what turn people away from God.Because,frankly if your right or not,you sound like a crazy person.This does not help your case.Instead of being the guy on the corner telling everybody tthey're going to Hell...Try actually following Jesus and SHOW them love! What a novel idea huh? Christians like this turn people AWAY from God.I believe if Jesus were here today He would be a righteous rebel and pretty damn cool,just as He was then.So do us all a favor and quit telling people your a Christian.

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    1. You my friend read my mind!!! It makes real Christians look bad... this is why people hate our religion...there are better ways to go about these things, with out driving people away!

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  29. And jesus said: "pay no attention to the man who makes a show of his religion, for he does it for himself and not for god".

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  30. Wow alot of this stuff is real... and pokemon has alot of satanic stuff in it... but there is, in the anime alot of good values for children... so I don't see the problem with letting our children watch/ play pokemon. For I'm a Christian teenager, and was raised on pokemon. And have not had my mind corrupted or deterred from god. Nor do I remember having any as a child, and most children who have not been taught by their parents (satanists/ atheists) to know or do any of the accult related stuff. Will not even know what that is. So as long as we are good parents, and keep our children in check and in god. Along with making them aware of these things as they get older, We won't have the problem of them being brainwashed. For illuminati is real too....too real! So just watch over your children... just because they like stuff that seems satanic (and probably is) there is good in most everything, also bad, and that includes anime, which includes pokemon. Doesn't mean they, or you are satanic or don't believe in god.

    But to add to this site...how about jigglypuff ;) ? The illuminati strikes through our music industry, HARD...and jigglypuff puts everyone to sleep with music! Leaving the victims in a mindless slumber. A complete utter helpless doll, vulnerable To what ever jigglypuff (illuminati) wants to do with them... demonstrated by how jigglypuff draws on peoples faces with no resistance, while under the trance of its song! Haha seriously though -.-

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  31. The fuck kind of site did I just stumble upon?!?

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  32. The creator of Pokémon Satori jajiri, accepted all this accusations himself follow the link before entering into been skeptic. http://www.p4rgaming.com/pokemon-creator-admits-games-aimed-towards-satanists/

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  33. I think that this person is so wrong in what he has said. he is a lunatic

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  34. first off I think that this guy needs to get a grip and harden the fuck up. I mean seriously if all this guy has to do is turn innocent children's games into a tool of Satan then he needs to just die. get a life

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  35. I don't if you are really trolling, but if you GENUINELY believe that Pokemon (pronounced po-KAY-mon) is Satanic then your are very very IGNORANT.

    Pokemon is just an innocent game doing normal things that any video games do. Make itself fun by innovating and revolutionizing. Profiting and expanding. And then rinse & repeat.

    Any normal human would see the LOGIC in that. Besides, it IS NOT SATANIC IF IT WASN"T INTENDED TO BE. Sure you found a backwards hidden message in the pokerap saying "I love Satan". But the thing is, you can take many different phrases, play them backwards & mistake them for sound like "I love Satan".

    DON'T GET ME WRONG, I am Christian myself, and I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG with the game. I have been playing this game for 8 years now.

    And I notice you only focus on ranting about specific Pokemon. Particularly psychic types. IF POKEMON IS REALLY SATANIC THEN YOU SHOULD FIND EVIDENCE FOR PRETTY MUCH MOSTLY EVERYTHING. FROM WHAT I SEE, YOU HAVE BARELY SKIMMED THE SURFACE.

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  36. Pokemon is of satan and all these ppl saying this is retarded just shows how satan got them where he wants them. Weak minded ppl cant see the big picture God have mercy on them

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    1. Are real life mimes satanic? The pocemon has hair not horns and mimic move is mimic like a mime in real life does... Logic much?

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  37. you be trollin' .this is a satyrical portrayal of over zealous christian crazies. i see what you did there :)

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  38. This is a very intersting theory...

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  39. this is why some blind people are happy to be.

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  40. this is why some blind people are happy to be.

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  41. Im crishtian and i read everything oyhe crishtians talk bad about pokemon. I think its just stupid...
    I laughed so hard when it said it has horns ITS HAIR..HAIIIIRRR?!?!?!!!! Does your grate uncle billy have horns thats soft a... I give up XD il just leave it there ITS HAIR!!!

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  42. Oh and another thing if exist theres porn of it!!! Gardevoir with a penis is nothing you say all cartoon anime videogame etc. female haracters are satanic because abperverted loner drew it up? You are just ignorant my friend...
    And how about the male looking pokemon that are female? Are they gay to? And do some research if you evolve the pokemon correctly it has a male look....

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  43. Im crishtian and i read everything oyhe crishtians talk bad about pokemon. I think its just stupid...
    I laughed so hard when it said it has horns ITS HAIR..HAIIIIRRR?!?!?!!!! Does your grate uncle billy have horns thats soft a... I give up XD il just leave it there ITS HAIR!!!

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  44. This is really great news. Thank you for sharing it with us!
    Pokemon go

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  45. 2016 and there are still homophobics!!! Last time I checked we have a loving God,not a punisher that discriminates our sexual orientation/ gender.
    This is by far one of the most stupid shit I've ever read - wow

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  46. 2016 and there are still homophobics!!! Last time I checked we have a loving God,not a punisher that discriminates our sexual orientation/ gender.
    This is by far one of the most stupid shit I've ever read - wow

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  47. Satan loves all the fools commenting on here. If they could shut their evil thoughts they could find out the creator of Pokémon said the game could be considered Satanic. The game is completely about humans summoning demons like Wiccans do to protect themselves.

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  48. Satan loves all the fools commenting on here. If they could shut their evil thoughts they could find out the creator of Pokémon said the game could be considered Satanic. The game is completely about humans summoning demons like Wiccans do to protect themselves.

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  49. Get your facts right. Gardevoir IS A FEMALE. Gallade is the one that is male. So before you even start spouting nonsense, go do your research first.

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    1. Well, actually, Gardevoir CAN be male. Male Kirlia can evolve into either Gardevoir or Gallade, depending on what you do. It's very common, though, to think that Gardevoir is only female.

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  50. The amount of attention this article has received is repulsive it should just be ignored and forgotten about homosexuality is a choice just like Christianity is a choice we all make them. Also this is bullshit Pokemon does not endorse homosexuality and even if it did you're fucking autistic, have a good day.

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