The Pokédex of EVIL is a breakdown of
various Pokémon, explaining why each and every one of them is a TOOL
of SATAN!
Today's entry: Mr. Mime (and Mime Jr.)
Well, SATAN-INTENDO has really done it
this time! I stopped updating this blog years ago, thinking I had
made my case, but it turns out I was overlooking something far more
SINISTER going on. Pokémon is making an attempt (and succeeding!) at
brainwashing America's children with the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA, and this SATANIC MIME is PROOF!
Don't understand? I'll explain.
Mr. Mime is a Pokémon who has been
around since the SATANIC BRAINWASHING CULT known as Pokémon began.
His human appearance indicates that he is intended to be a role model
for children. Children can identify with Mr. Mime, and that's exactly what
OBUMMER WANTS THEM TO DO!
Up until this point, Mr. Mime has
appeared somewhat benign. He has horns, but he didn't have any other readily apparent faults. Perhaps he was included as a red herring? A
Pokémon who existed to throw us TRUTH-SEEKERS off the scent? No, it
is far worse than that. Mr. Mime was a SLEEPER AGENT for the HEDONISTIC LIFESTYLE of the HOMOSEXUALS, and he's teaching YOUR CHILDREN to do the same!
It recently came to my attention that,
despite numerous protests and letters which I sent to Nintendo IN THE
NAME OF CHRIST, they refuse to cease their sinful actions and stop
all production of Pokémon games. In these new games, Pokémon X and
Y, a new Pokémon “element” was added. Fairy-type. Start to
understand the bigger picture now? The SOCIALISTS working for
Nintendo have begun calling homosexuals an element, a FUNDAMENTAL
BUILDING BLOCK of the world, like fire, water and ghosts are!
At this point, it was also revealed
that Mr. Mime himself was a Fairy-type (code for HOMOSEXUAL) also. He
is teaching children to not only ACCEPT homosexuals, but also to
MIMIC them, as one of Mr. Mime's abilities allows him to mimic others
around him. And what's more, in order for a Mime Jr. to achieve the
more powerful form of Mr. Mime, he must LEARN THE MOVE CALLED MIMIC!
He learns how to become gay by copying the WAYS OF THE WORLD instead
of the PATH OF GOD! Mark my words, it will not be long before
America's children all become homosexuals. I just hope they find a
priest before they find a roving band of HOMOSEXUAL THUGS.
Mr. Mime learns a move called
CONFUSION, in which he tries to turn others away from GOD and force
them to have HOMOSEXUAL THOUGHTS. He also learns moves like TRICK and
ROLE PLAY. I think you can guess what those moves are intended to
teach children who have been BRAINWASHED into the POKÉMON CULT.
Even worse is another Pokémon who was
recently revealed to be a Fairy-type is Gardevoir. This Pokémon has a feminine hairstyle and wears a dress, even if it is male! This type of perversion and
trickery is of SATAN HIMSELF. I can't tell you how many times I have
found an image of a Gardevoir with a penis while doing research for
this article. It is DISGUSTING!
Stay away from Pokémon, ESPECIALLY
FAIRY-TYPES, if you value your eternal soul!
God bless you all!